It’s not me

Don’t take it personally, but I think it’s time we parted company. I really think it’s run its course.  It was okay for a while. We worked well together – and sometimes we worked really hard.  But you’re no good to me anymore. Your time has come and gone. It’s not me, it’s you.  Hey, maybe we’ll hook up again some time. You never know.  … Continue reading It’s not me

The Making of Minimeal

Alright, thanks to all the requests for the whys, wherefores and how-tos of Minimeal, here is the process I follow for making Scotch Eggs – with apologies for blurriness in a couple of the photos. Ingredients – amounts and flavours are up to you Eggs, as many as you like, hard boiled, chilled (preferably overnight). Remove shells, and rinse eggs under cold tap to clean. … Continue reading The Making of Minimeal


I’d just like to announce that effective immediately anyone riding in my car will be subject to a baggage charge of $10 per item, per trip. This applies to purses, backpacks, rucksacks, suitcases, fanny packs, man-purses, pockets, and wallets. You will be frisked. If you enjoy it you will be frisked twice. Charges can be paid in love, compliments or cash. Please note: referring to … Continue reading Announcement